Social Harmony... a few Guidelines...!!!!
Most Bangalorean's day starts with the news of BSY and his tainted ministers in a scam & the evening ends with an even better note, the UPA embroiled in new scam... Between all these scams, is a scam at the work place which completes the day.
Now, thats living in social harmony...
Most of us know about all these scams (i.e 2G scam, Adarsh, CWG) which keeps surfacing every now and then. The winter session of the parliament has been sending shivers on new scams. Moreover with the JPC probe, CAG report, & the CVC who is not ready to resign, the UPA is heading for a crash test. Down south there is BSY who is making deliberate attempts to make amends and save his scammed filled government.
Now, I'm not here to educate on what all are the scams that feeds the news hungry media. There is no need for it either because we stumble on every scams unwillingly.
How to cope with all these, is the question ??
Lets run a mock Scam institution which helps you cope, of course, with a few guidelines.
1. Start being corrupt
Foremost of all, because eventually we can never really differentiate, who is corrupt and who is not... so everything will seem fine.
2. Scam at workplace
So that, you will never feel left behind and can keep steady pace with your colleagues meeting deadlines.
3. Start all over again
Start reading your moral-science book of 1st grade & work your way up, that will in some ways help you be indifferent to all these crap.
4. Shift to New Zealand or Denmark
World corruption index show that, these two countries are the only places where corruption is virtually nil.
5. Follow the Gandhi
I seriously don't know why, but I thought that would end in a positive note.
Jai Hind...
N.B:
All these guidelines are not intended to be followed strictly.
Please don't try me for Sedition or Instigating communal disharmony.
But yes, If you find there is something which I've left out, please feel free to post it on the comments column.
Now, thats living in social harmony...
Most of us know about all these scams (i.e 2G scam, Adarsh, CWG) which keeps surfacing every now and then. The winter session of the parliament has been sending shivers on new scams. Moreover with the JPC probe, CAG report, & the CVC who is not ready to resign, the UPA is heading for a crash test. Down south there is BSY who is making deliberate attempts to make amends and save his scammed filled government.
Now, I'm not here to educate on what all are the scams that feeds the news hungry media. There is no need for it either because we stumble on every scams unwillingly.
How to cope with all these, is the question ??
Lets run a mock Scam institution which helps you cope, of course, with a few guidelines.
1. Start being corrupt
Foremost of all, because eventually we can never really differentiate, who is corrupt and who is not... so everything will seem fine.
2. Scam at workplace
So that, you will never feel left behind and can keep steady pace with your colleagues meeting deadlines.
3. Start all over again
Start reading your moral-science book of 1st grade & work your way up, that will in some ways help you be indifferent to all these crap.
4. Shift to New Zealand or Denmark
World corruption index show that, these two countries are the only places where corruption is virtually nil.
5. Follow the Gandhi
I seriously don't know why, but I thought that would end in a positive note.
Jai Hind...
N.B:
All these guidelines are not intended to be followed strictly.
Please don't try me for Sedition or Instigating communal disharmony.
But yes, If you find there is something which I've left out, please feel free to post it on the comments column.
December 13, 2010 at 7:39 PM
b a leader & I'll b ur follower
December 17, 2010 at 4:31 PM
yepe......